The tip is: Buy the bigger ship.

That’s not a “weird tail,” that’s his exhaust, you ignoramus.

Y’all act like you didn’t take Duckology in preschool.

I resent your implication that I cannot connect the dots, but I will demonstrate just to show you how wrong you are.

It’s always fascinating to read people out of hurricane-prone areas’ take on the expected survival rates for hurricanes. Absolutely amazing that you think only ~25% would survive. Andrew killed 0.0002% of Florida’s population (65 deaths), and it was the most destructive hurricane in Florida history.