Dude tell your toasters to stop performing copulation upon my uncles.

Now if only they’d be ROM friendly…

I have heard that my grandmother’s secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer’s Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

Upvoting for admitting you were wrong in your edit.

I wish more of the internet acted that way.