I heard this song playing in a restaurant at lunch today then I come home to find this. Freakin’ weird.

Assuming I’m given time to brush up on it, math probably. Algebra, Geometry, and Trig. I was good at those and enjoyed tutoring math when I was in college. Calculus is awesome but I’m too dumb to teach that to anyone.

You’d think health care providers would want to GTFO ASAP.

The literal-minded still struggling with figurative speech, I see.

I suspect 90% of them don’t care. The 10% that do care already judged me as soon as I walked in.

Last time I attempted this, I threw my back out for a week.

7/10 will try again.

I’m not an expert in political philosophy by any measure, but I kind of feel like lemmy.world is a small case study in the pros and cons of realpolitik.

I refuse to use Meta, and I block their various URLs in my home. Friends and family complain and give me grief about it. It’s astonishing how much of a creep Zuck is, and yet he’s got his hooks in deep, and some people are still addicted to his garbage.

Of course Elmo designed it with his stupid Tesla cars in mind.

This is why they told me to keep my camera off at work.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/30837713

Billionaires playing real world Minecraft and ignoring consequences sounds like 2025.

I know it’s been a while, but I’m still getting used to the curly hair. Looks much better than the stupid Caesar thing he was going with before. But he still looks like a synth.

I’m guessing most do not, because it takes a lot of work to spend a billion dollars. I speculate they are competitive with each other and want to be the richest of the rich. And/or they have dreams about colonizing Mars or whatever.

I think one blind spot many of them have is: you do NOT want to be a wealthy person living in a poor country.

3 Body Problem vibes.

The Brother PocketJet series of printers might have a model you like. I have never used one of the PJ printers, but I’ve had good experiences with other Brother printers.

Breakroom at my father’s office had snack and soda vending machines, and also a change machine. My younger brother and I discovered the change machine was faulty, and would dispense way too much change for a dollar bill. We fed it every single we had (4 or 5 dollars between us) and got back $20 or so in quarters, nickels and dimes. This was in the late 1970s. $20 was a lot of money, especially to a couple of dumb kids. We thought we’d hit the jackpot.

I am interpreting the top half as play fantasy games all day and not actually live in olden times.

This is why some places like Michigan State University and Ohio State University use “desire path planning”. That’s where they observe where people walk and then install (or move) the sidewalks to match those footpaths.

Gus Johnson Working Man vibes.