Fine fuck you men it’s feminine stay away from sunscreen and get cancer.

Jeez I have voted by mail for every election I’ve participated in. That looks miserable.

Men, it’s okay to care about your skin. It’s not feminine, it’s human. If your answer to this question was ‘I shower’ or something else snarky you may want to consider looking up simple skincare routines for people your age and skin type. Just a tiny bit of attention to your skin can do so much for not just for how it looks and feels now, but for the difference it can make compounded through the years. Of enough soapboxing.

This ~30 lady’s routine:

I use a non alcohol toner in the morning followed by Kiehl’s moisturizer.

In the evening I use a daily enzyme face wash, hyaluronic acid serum, and the daily moisturizer.

I rarely see the sun, I never wear makeup. When I did those things woooo boy were there more steps.

PSA consider using a daily SPF moisturizer. I promise it doesn’t feel like that crappy beach sun block. Give it a try, skin cancer is no joke. Fuck I’m on my soapbox again.

Yo it’s good to take care of your skin, and it’s good to do things that make you feel good. I used to do an intense Korean skincare routine but since COVID I don’t really leave home so I’ve cut it down to almost three steps. Easy peasy if you never see the sun and don’t wear makeup nor have a medical condition.

I am gonna have to check some of these out though. I can’t out-hermit age lol

I would wager an average US mail carrier could correctly assume who a household has voted for just from the correspondences delivered during any given election season.

Vancouver Washington is a fun place. I say I live in Washington and a good chunk of people assume DC. I say Vancouver and they think Canada. I usually just tell people I live in Portland and only a small chunk associate that with Maine by default. Also we were first BC… We were first.

Oatly is my one and only.

That’s me

Read the meme better

Boomer humor found its way to lemmmy

It’s really nice if you got the right person for it. I love my person so much 💓💓💓

I cycle toys in and out so right now it’s in storage. Right now they have a massive felt bag with holes cut out of it. It’s a crowd favorite, I have 4 total. 🐱

Of course ask and ye shall receive

Also there’s a real cute video of orange boy biting in my post history

I do. I showed it to my husband on our first drunken college night together. Before we were dating…

90s rep

I was a front end dev. I am just coasting on depression and savings until I figure out what I wanna do.

Ya I’m still lying about being laid off almost 2 years ago, so it’s kinda rough

Well to be fair Google results these days be kinda crazy sometimes

This looks accurate but I’ll need to check my sources.