You could create the firstname.lastname.secret@company.com alias to your current email, then create a filter to auto-archive anything from outside your domain directed at your email directly.

What sort of details would I be trading off?

What are your thoughts on something like this? https://www.ebay.com/itm/335508029876

Edit: in case the eBay link dies, it’s a link to a SAMSUNG 75 inch Class QLED 4K Q70C Series Quantum HDR, Dual LED Object Tracking Sound Lite, Q-Symphony Motion Xcelerator Turbo Gaming Hub Smart TV with Alexa Built-in QN75Q70C 2023 for ~$930

Correct $1000 USD, thanks for clarifying!

I wouldn’t say that