I too have never heard of Oregon City. I can only assume it’s in Oregon. The only thing I remember about the Oregon Trail is that I died from dysentery every time I followed the trail.

Spider season really came and went this year.

It was a graveyard fuck…

I don’t get it.

Harley Quinn hits Dracula with a bat. Vampires can turn into bats. I guess you could say Dracula is a “bat man”. Bruce Wayne lives in a mansion.

Is this just a pun on “bat man”? What am I missing?

Here’s a good place to start:

gpg --gen-key

Then follow the prompts.

Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?

Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!

Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?

Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!

Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?

Sovcit: Ok.

True story:

alias ipa='ip a'

This feels like you started with the phrase “Hot Messiah” then worked backwards from there.

my wife sometimes deletes an entire series

Sounds like you need to take away her delete privileges.