• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.

    Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.

    It’s also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about

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      3 months ago

      It’s not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can’t splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face

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        3 months ago

        Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.

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      3 months ago

      You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.

      Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.

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      3 months ago

      The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.

      I… Guess I can understand that, but if they’re telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they’re clueless multi millionaires.

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        3 months ago

        That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.

        And he’s so rich, he probably hasn’t heard an honest opinion about himself in decades