Viscirox@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months agomonster rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagemonster rulesh.itjust.worksViscirox@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareI'm Hiding 🇦🇺@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoMe, a young person: “both coffee and energy drinks are expensive. I’ll keep drinking tap water when I’m thirsty.”
minus-square(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-25 months agoMe, an Eldrich abomimation of unthinkable age: Y̴̖̏’̷͔̂ ̶̬͐Y̷͆ͅ’̴̙̈́ ̶͚͐a̸̛̹h̶̢̎ ̷̟̀ǎ̷̳h̴̺̉ ̴̨̀n̸̖̚ǎ̴͈f̷̼̌l̵̿͜ ̷̯͒Y̴̬͝’̷̥̐ ̵͈̅ê̷̖p̵̨̾h̷͎́a̵̘͠i̴͓͛a̶͕͋h̷̨͛ ̸̇͜Ÿ̷̠’̷͈̃ ̶̖̈e̷̳̊p̴̹͐h̸̠̅a̸̳̚ị̶̃n̸̹͋ȧ̸̞f̸͉̄ĺ̷̗ ̸̻̅Y̷͚͒’̸̪͆ ̴̬̄a̶͚͆h̸̨͑ ̷̣̄p̴̟̃h̸͖̾’̵͓̑ņ̷̄g̴̺̏ĺ̵͔u̴͔̅ï̶͕ ̸̮͗ă̷̠h̵̦̓ ̴̓͜Y̶͍̓’̷̨̾ ̶͇̈p̴̪̈́ḩ̴̎’̸̼̇n̴͍̾g̷͍͋l̶͓̏ṳ̴̄í̴͕ ̴̠͝a̶̤̓h̴̤̒ ̸̤́e̴͚̊r̴̠̃ę̷͗y̸̥͠
minus-squaremokus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoWe were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud
minus-squareLand_Strider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoMe, a Turk: Black tea my beloved, you’ll always be hot for me every morning, second breakfast, noon, afternoon, 5 o’clock, evening.
Me, a young person: “both coffee and energy drinks are expensive. I’ll keep drinking tap water when I’m thirsty.”
Me, an Eldrich abomimation of unthinkable age:
Y̴̖̏’̷͔̂ ̶̬͐Y̷͆ͅ’̴̙̈́ ̶͚͐a̸̛̹h̶̢̎ ̷̟̀ǎ̷̳h̴̺̉ ̴̨̀n̸̖̚ǎ̴͈f̷̼̌l̵̿͜ ̷̯͒Y̴̬͝’̷̥̐ ̵͈̅ê̷̖p̵̨̾h̷͎́a̵̘͠i̴͓͛a̶͕͋h̷̨͛ ̸̇͜Ÿ̷̠’̷͈̃ ̶̖̈e̷̳̊p̴̹͐h̸̠̅a̸̳̚ị̶̃n̸̹͋ȧ̸̞f̸͉̄ĺ̷̗ ̸̻̅Y̷͚͒’̸̪͆ ̴̬̄a̶͚͆h̸̨͑ ̷̣̄p̴̟̃h̸͖̾’̵͓̑ņ̷̄g̴̺̏ĺ̵͔u̴͔̅ï̶͕ ̸̮͗ă̷̠h̵̦̓ ̴̓͜Y̶͍̓’̷̨̾ ̶͇̈p̴̪̈́ḩ̴̎’̸̼̇n̴͍̾g̷͍͋l̶͓̏ṳ̴̄í̴͕ ̴̠͝a̶̤̓h̴̤̒ ̸̤́e̴͚̊r̴̠̃ę̷͗y̸̥͠
We were all thinking it, but it takes an eldritch abomination to say it out loud
Me, a Turk: Black tea my beloved, you’ll always be hot for me every morning, second breakfast, noon, afternoon, 5 o’clock, evening.