cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/27886757
cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/952397
Walmart sells sex toys?!?
Anything can be a sex toy if you’re creative enough
Better put back some of those cucumbers, the thot police are gonna cum for you.
So 6 dildos is OK for the Texas government, but 7? Straight to jail. What a weird distinction.
Also, who the fuck owns 6+ dildos? I mean I get there is variety, but there are only so many variations of dick-shaped devices you can make. Wanting to have a different one for every day of the week? Not judging. I’m just genuinely curious here. LOL.
You can diddle yourself 6 days a week, but on THE LORD’S DAY you have to go to church to get diddled.
As the Good Lord intended. Amen.
Don’t buy sex toys at Walmart. I feel like that’s some kind of heavy metal poisoning just waiting to happen
You’d think Walmart would come out swinging over this. They basically have infinite money at this point, and a government is indirectly threatening to hurt their profit. You’d think their lawyers and/or lobbyist would be all over this.