• chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    So 6 dildos is OK for the Texas government, but 7? Straight to jail. What a weird distinction.

    Also, who the fuck owns 6+ dildos? I mean I get there is variety, but there are only so many variations of dick-shaped devices you can make. Wanting to have a different one for every day of the week? Not judging. I’m just genuinely curious here. LOL.

  • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Don’t buy sex toys at Walmart. I feel like that’s some kind of heavy metal poisoning just waiting to happen

  • Codilingus@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    You’d think Walmart would come out swinging over this. They basically have infinite money at this point, and a government is indirectly threatening to hurt their profit. You’d think their lawyers and/or lobbyist would be all over this.