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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit “weather modification” activities in the state.
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God the American public is so stupid.
Republicans: chemtrails bad
Unless it’s just air, land, or sea pollution from our chronies.
God they’re insufferable.
“the injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight is prohibited.”
🤔 a substance or device released into atmosphere for the express purpose of affecting the temperature or sunlight intensity
Are they trying to ban misters, solar shades, and umbrellas?
Don’t forget spray sunscreen, and possibly minorities having sex?
Sorry outdoor restaurants, gonna need you to remove the umbrellas from your tables. They’re classified as an apparatus used for the express purpose of reducing the intensity of sunlight.
Uh, how does that qualify as “released into the atmosphere”
I mean during a tornado it could potentially be within violation but at that point there’s probably bigger issues.
The atmosphere starts where the ground ends.
I guess that means your head is in the clouds.
Wouldn’t put it past our court’s ability to interpret it that way.
Truth
Ok. Then they can stop all the measures taken to protect citrus from freezing. That’s weather modification.
I’ve a feeling that the price of tinfoil hats is going to be increasing soon.
Unfortunately tinfoil hats could be classified as an apparatus that reduces the intensity of sunlight, so those are gonna have to go as well.
Oh boy, political theater. Assuming it’s not their actual crackpot belief. Given the Orange Idiot’s cabinet picks though, I wouldn’t bet in that assumption being accurate.
The Disney spray nozzles during Summer are weather modifications! Get them!
So what about when Florida crops are starved for rain?
So when people say, the democrats do nothing, do they mean in comparison to bills like this? I mean, technically You’re right, but… dear god.
A grand chess move until the jurisdiction ceases to apply three nautical miles out from the coast line where international waters are under federal control… Oh,I see where this is going.
So they are finally going to combat climate change? By making driving and heating mostly, and breathing in general illegal?
Sounds like a $10,000 fee to chem trail all over their state.
The qons seem to be getting stupider by the day.
Someone’s trying to prevent a Snowpiercer
