Sorry for the low quality. Better as none 😉

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    A gorilla’s dick is only about 1-1.5 inches long. The average human male has a dick that is a little over 5 inches.

    So imagine a human female meeting a guy with a 25" dick and you see things from the female gorilla’s perspective.

    Most would want nothing to do with getting impaled like that, but at least one of them would take that naked ape grail of dong and let him rearrange her organs after working up to that if she hasn’t given birth already.

    Single gorilla milfs in your area

    Tarzan: ook ook!

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    Cue the Dave Chappelle skit: link

    “Nobody fucks monkeys AND people!”

    “Do you know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it?”

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      Didn’t realize the united states government in the 1980s was run by gorillas…Oh wait, that was the reagan administration. Ok, makes sense.

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    The hairless, weak-ass, adopted weirdo? Ain’t no clapping happening there.