umbraroze@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI've heard this argument before. I didn't know how to potentially respond to it until they actually changed the prices.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down110
arrow-up1169arrow-down1external-linkI've heard this argument before. I didn't know how to potentially respond to it until they actually changed the prices.lemmy.worldumbraroze@lemmy.world to Fuck Cars@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareredisdead@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoI’m making way more than $10/hr but here’s the thing: I’m only paid 35 hours a week. I could spend the rest of it furiously masturbating in a bus and not lose a single cent. Besides, it’s easier to jerk off in a bus than while driving a car.
minus-squareNateNate60@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoYou would certainly lose a lot of money masturbating in a bus. You’ll be kicked off the bus, arrested for indecent exposure, and have to pay a fine and court costs plus community service.
I’m making way more than $10/hr but here’s the thing: I’m only paid 35 hours a week.
I could spend the rest of it furiously masturbating in a bus and not lose a single cent.
Besides, it’s easier to jerk off in a bus than while driving a car.
You would certainly lose a lot of money masturbating in a bus. You’ll be kicked off the bus, arrested for indecent exposure, and have to pay a fine and court costs plus community service.
Only if the police catch me.