• Dragomus@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Ah, Trump the market vendor …let’s see now:

    • Sells corrupted bibles (personalized with name, introduction, and illegal copy of the constitution on a religious item).
    • Sells watches (design copied from other brands, also inscribed with name).
    • Sells “commemorative” coins (stamped with own imagery and name).
    • Sells Hats, T-Shirts and Neckties.
    • Sells Shoes (branded with his own name).
    • Sells Guitars (design copied from another brand).
    • Sells Stolen Top Secret documents.
    • Sells Confidential intelligence information about assets abroad.
    • Sells Access directly to the White House and/or Camp David (to previous enemies of the state).
    • Sells Cabinet positions.
    • Sells The country’s position on international defense treaties.
    • Sells His own Crypto hustle.
    • Sells A nationwide position on environmental and climate change.
    • Sells A nationwide position on oil drilling.
    • Sells Luncheons where he promises to be present.
    • Sells Music (a song about/with the convicted January 6 insurrectionists).
    • Sells His own social media platform.
    • Sells Shares on the stock market, named after himself.
    • Sells Pieces of Ukraine, a sovereign country.
    • Sells A degree from a school in his name, unrecognized as valid schooling.
    • Sells Abusively priced real estate.
    • Sells Access to the golf course at his “home”.
    • Sells His own criminal mugshot.

    Probably am forgetting a few other items.

    Oh how the US would have been so much better off if this guy only had a market stall on a country fair…