Considering he’s never set foot in one and his constituency is illiterate
It will have a copy of mein Kampf and the Turner Diaries and nothing else.
His fans read books?
The dumpster behind Denny’s
We’ve already seen it.
It’ll be a 5x5 plot on Mar-a-Lago with one of those little free library boxes. He’ll charge the GAO 10k in rent a month. It will only be open on Thursdays for a hour and not marked on any map. The box will be stuffed with classified documents.
Pop-up books
McD’s
Does he have to have one? I’ve never gotten the impression that he cares about his legacy.
I think he cares about his legacy, and thinks of himself as the greatest president in American history. He is completely detached from reality, so don’t expect logic where there is none.
I think his legacy is all he cares about, but endorsing education and free exchange of ideas certainly isn’t part of it.
No, his image is all he cares about, which is not the same thing.
Somewhere uninhabitable, like New Jersey.
Probably for porn and “artistic” titty magazines, so Mar-a-Lago basement.
The shelf above the shitter. And there’ll still be space to spare.