• Lauchs@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Admittedly, Bill Gates has done pretty well at helping the most needy. But I imagine he’s the exception that proves the rule.

    Probably tried fighting crime first but got wedgied by the first mugger he met and settled for saving and/or educating millions of African children

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      7 days ago

      If Bill Gates truly wanted to help the poor he would have sent my hungry ass a pizza but has he? No! Selfish bastard

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        7 days ago

        Goddamnit, I didn’t get one either! I figured the landlord stole it but if you didn’t gwt yours either…

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          Nah my landlord is a saint. No theft here. None other than me wondering how feasible it is to steal from a pizzeria.

          Listen I am starving. Sue me