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“Yes, I know the secrets.”
What are they?
" . . . "
Owl?
" . . . "
Ma’am?
*flies off*
Dangit!
It’d definitely mess with your head like that. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t even have a secret, it just wants you to think it does so it keeps you up at night wondering.
Or is that one of the secrets?!
We may never know . . .
Just woke up hungover and realized she forgot to take her makeup off last night
“I’m gettin’ too old for this…”
Very mindful
That’s how they get so wise.
They won’t share that wisdom with you, they just like to hold it over us. 😖
