“And Lo, let us bless his holy vessel, for though his storage was finite and his time to seek was limited, he faithfully preserved our thoughts and feelings, and carried them up onto heaven in his ascension, where he reigns in the gilded halls of FAT12 on his 3.5inch throne.”

I still have a soft spot for floppies. 😍

Especially ironic considering they were horribly unreliable for long term data storage