I know this might start war in the comments so please chill people, I don’t want to get 20 reports from this single post.

  • lath@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Having not played it, I’ll stick to using a review I read in the past few days.

    To sum it up, the game felt too positive to the reviewer. To them it felt more like a Disney adventure than a grim fantasy world that’s invaded by malevolent, torture-happy evil gods. They felt no bite from their choices, from the story or from their companions. Everything felt like it needed to be happy in some way, like the idea of conflict was a far more terrible outcome than being skullfucked by an angry tentacle god lady.

    To sum it up even further, the game felt too safe. And so became a bland meal that’s easily forgettable.

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      20 days ago

      Additionally, everyone speaks in this insufferable Marvel-tone full of cheeriness and quippiness. The characters speak and act as if they’re aware they’re in a video game and never drop the infuriating singsong HR tone.

      Ever work with someone whose parent(s) were in HR? You’ll know what I mean.

      Maybe this is a gen z thing and I’m just falling behind the times. I don’t know. But the ME3-tier ending really seals the deal. I’ll pay $10 max for this and probably refund in 2 hours, or just get a crack later down the line.