Creation:

You pull wisps of shadow material from the Shadowfell to create a nonliving object of vegetable matter within range: soft goods, rope, wood, or something similar. You can also use this spell to create mineral objects such as stone, crystal, or metal. The object created must be no larger than a 5-foot cube, and the object must be of a form and material that you have seen before.

“How far away is the BBEG’s fortress?”

“His lair is still many leagues in the distance. You can just barely see it on the horizon, nestled in the-”

“I spawn a really big boulder on top of it. Like, a reeeally big boulder.”

“…”

Control Flames

You choose nonmagical flame that you can see within range and that fits within a 5-foot cube. You affect it in one of the following ways:

You instantaneously extinguish the flames within the cube

I turn off the sun

My favorite magic item I ever got was Ring of the Grammarian. Change one letter of a spell…

Me: “Incestation” Dm: “hello, step brother.”