ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Opossums@lemmy.world · 3 months agoMissed opportunitylemmy.worldimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareweariedfae@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoY’all gotta implement a “right of first refusal” agreement instead of sneaking around.
minus-squaretecht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoMy friend who has never been in a long-term relationship wants to know what this means – how would you explain this agreement?
minus-squarekrashmo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoBefore you fap you ask your partner if they want to do the no pants dance. If they say no then you fap. If they say yes then no fapping is required. Either way everyone knows what’s going on in the realm of sexual possibilities.
Y’all gotta implement a “right of first refusal” agreement instead of sneaking around.
Just take 2 more showers
My friend who has never been in a long-term relationship wants to know what this means – how would you explain this agreement?
Before you fap you ask your partner if they want to do the no pants dance. If they say no then you fap. If they say yes then no fapping is required. Either way everyone knows what’s going on in the realm of sexual possibilities.
… but the memes!