Hurricane Milton is barreling toward Florida with unprecedented speed and strength, and residents are slowly evacuating the Tampa Bay area amid a warning from Mayor Jane Castor that those who stay will die
time for Christians to put up or shut up boys 🤞🤞 ride or die with white Jesus
I’ve got my AR-15 and am standing at the beach ready to defend my city from this thing. It isn’t getting through me. - Florida Man
I’m posting this everywhere. Massive violent tornado outbreaks are happening right now, way ahead of the actual hurricane.
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LightningMaps is my favorite real time weather map site.
NOAA’s National Hurricane Center is the gold standard and updates regularly.
No idea how tornadoes get downplayed, sometimes not even mentioned. After Hurricane Ivan, it was obvious, to this Okie anyway, where tornadoes hit. I think people just chalked that destruction up to general hurricane damage.
They don’t leave long swaths of destruction like “normal” tornadoes. They touch down, tear maybe a couple of hundred meters and they get shredded by the winds. But there are a lot of them.
I saw a couple or three footballs fields of perfectly flattened forest, in spots all over the region. No, the hurricane winds didn’t do that. You can still see these flat places from Michael’s tornadoes (2018).
There was a billboard smashed to the ground by my house, walked up and touched it in wonder. Four heavy, steel I-beams twisted at the base and the sign flat to the ground. Like god reached down and gave it a twist. Hurricane winds alone cannot do that.
Spent 6 hours hammering Keystones and looking out the front and back porch screens. Fuck I was scared, first hurricane, and worst for me so far. All you hear is that tornado sound, freight trains. Horrifying when they hit at night because you can’t tell if it’s the “normal” wind or if a tornado is about to smash you flat.
People don’t understand that even if your home is mostly safe, tornadoes pop all over and no home is withstanding a direct hit. And you won’t, can’t, see it coming.
I am terrified of tornadoes and I have never even seen one in person. So glad I live in the most likely place to die from a massive earthquake instead.
And I’ve never experienced an earthquake. I’ve read that it’s horrifying having the very ground move beneath you, and the sounds…
Guess it’s like everything else in life, terrifying until you experience it, then, maybe not so bad.
First time I saw my poodle get a catheter…
“THEY DO THAT TO BOYS?!”
(Hurts like hell for 3 seconds, over. Very nice to lay in bed and piss yourself when your guts have been opened and you can’t move.)
That’s sounds a bit dramatic, but it was professional meteorologists saying it, not politicians.
I think it’s being hyped to get obstinate dipshits to run, which may be counter productive. We Floridians are no strangers to hurricanes and tend to bravado. When we hear, “Deadliest EVER!”, we think, “Meh. We hear ‘Run for your life!’ every storm.”
What I don’t get is the idiots close to the shore, or any water, that stay. I’m 24 miles up, not too worried about hurricanes unless it’s a direct hit with the eye wall to the west. Can’t imagine flooding in this neighborhood. I’m almost at the highest point and water will quickly drain to the local creek, where you can see the highest water has ever cut channels. Worst case for me would be a tree dropped on the house. (I live in Milton but Milton is skipping us entirely, no rain or even cooler temps in the forecast.)
worst storm in century
[X] doubt
Not because I’m discounting how catastrophic Milton is about to be, but because I’m not discounting how, due to climate change, storms in the next hundred years are going to continue to get even more so.
Worst storm in the century so far
