cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20607081

Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.


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  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I think that Marjorie Taylor Greene has a fetish for lasers.

    Edit: To clarify, she’s beguiled by lasers. She knows that they’re powerful. She doesn’t understand how they work, she just knows that they’re dazzling and magical. And it excites her in ways that she can’t explain.

    • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Say it slowly in her presence to watch her climax in an incoherent, screaming, fish-smashing, gutteral, rage-filled orgasm:

      JEWISH. SPACE. LASERS!

      …And then wash out your eyes with bleach, because her climaxing is something nobody wants to witness.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        I’m getting tired of this… I said this in another thread: Us Jews are way too busy running Hollywood and the world’s banks and putting the blood of children we kidnap into our matzoh to control hurricanes with our space lasers.

        We can’t do everything. Can’t Mormons build some space lasers or something?

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      2 months ago

      Well she needs to get her back hair and knuckle hair lazered off every Tuesday, so Ya I see that.