I didn’t get to play it when it came out but now we’re talking about it, I felt like the whole game was over when Arthur died. I just lost interest and hated playing as John because I had no attachment to his wife or child and was very much more interested in continuing my life of crime but the story basically forces you into the farming life and if I was gonna be a farmer I’d play Stardew Valley.

I went through a phase where I looked at every plant carefully in the hope that I could forage it

Anon has found his way

bought the shoe that makes the most boot like sound when I walk

You… you mean a boot?