SwordInStone@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 months agoMy favourite type of self-carelemmy.worldimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1387arrow-down112
arrow-up1375arrow-down1imageMy favourite type of self-carelemmy.worldSwordInStone@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 months agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down2·2 months agoThe purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.
minus-squaresnek_boi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down3·edit-22 months agolol I hope your standups are not actually like this! The purpose is to, as a team, plan what the team will do today to achieve the Sprint goal
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI’m not actually a programmer (/engineer) I’m just a hobbyist. I work in supply chain, have worked at 4 companies in 8 years - all had stand ups, all of them are like this.
The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.
lol I hope your standups are not actually like this! The purpose is to, as a team, plan what the team will do today to achieve the Sprint goal
I’m not actually a programmer (/engineer) I’m just a hobbyist. I work in supply chain, have worked at 4 companies in 8 years - all had stand ups, all of them are like this.