• comador @lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    So long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.

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      2 months ago

      I was going to disagree with you about fleshlights, but then I realized that’s how fucking asinine this whole menstrual monitoring bullshit is and it was a good analogy.

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        2 months ago

        Pretty sure JD would HATE this! Imagine if he has to report all his couch fucking for each of his sperm tax right offs.