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nifty@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

My condolences

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My condolences

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nifty@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Imagine having a nice, relaxing work poo and suddenly the next stall is full of fish mourners

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    Kinda in the same vein: I was taking an emergency dump at a Walmart. There was a person in the stall next to me taking a dump as well.

    Some time passes and a Walmart employee knocks and says “maintenance, any one in here?” And before I can respond the guy next to me let’s out a massive loud as hell fart and the walmart employee without missing a beat says “take your time”.

    • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
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      Clean up in isle 3

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        And 2, and 4…

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    If I was in the next stall I would have started singing Hallelujah

    • Anticorp@lemmy.worldM
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      The 4th the 5th, the 6th the 7th, the 8th the 9th, the 10th the 11th!

      Hallelujah.

      Hallelujah.

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    So like okay, so OK, so OK, like so, OK, so Okay, like Ok, so???

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    Who does number 2 work for?

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      Yo that movie is 25 years old!

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        No way, that movie came out when I was in middle school so its only… been…

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