If you read it the right way, the book of Jonah reads like a really weird episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
What’s the book of Job then? A you tube prank channel run by man-babies?
Arrested Development
But it’s not supposed to be literal!
(unless I say it is)
But that book is the only thing that keeps them from going on murderous rampages. Coming to think of it, it’s not even very good at stopping the murderous rampages.
It certainly does not stop them from raping. However reading the Bible, it seems it actually encourages both murder and rape.
The Crusades, the Inquisition, the war in the middle east - all Abrahamic-religiously motivated murderous activities.
How about Numbers 31:17-18 where Moses says:
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Definitely not as sex slaves, as a certain religious person I know argues, as apparently that would be intermarriage and forbidden! They just have to live with the trauma of having their entire family brutally murdered before them, and then being enslaved to the murderers for the rest of their lives. So much better!
I believe ever time the bible mentions angel in physical form was just Albino people fucking around.
Hey man housing is housing
