1yo - a toy trumpet that was sold at a carnival that sounded like a satanic battle cry and one kid was spending every single breath out blowing that fucking thing, causing my kid to freak the hell out.

7yo - a speck of dirt on her skin that she thought was a tick

My 5-year-old daughter has been worried for weeks about going on vacation to her grandparents’ house (150km from home) but not about staying there, in case her parents call her too much and ruin the fun.