Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?
That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.You might be taking the internet too seriously
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.
It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy
I don’t remember this scene in Shrek
