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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon finds a flashdrive

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Anon finds a flashdrive

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Why aren’t there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

    Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

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      There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I wrote a “virus” in college, which basically:

      1. took a screenshot of the entire desktop
      2. displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
      3. would only go away if you typed “@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me” or something

      Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn’t fix it. :)

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        I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said “system out of memory”. Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as “Nvidia game scanner service.exe” in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one

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      May i point you to a thing i’ve once made:

      https://github.com/MHanak1/pierogi-rust

    • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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      How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        are you referring to a gnu system?

        • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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          No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

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            linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

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