Miriam Adelson long operated in the shadow of her powerful husband, Sheldon Adelson. Now, after his death, she is playing in politics as a solo practitioner for the first time.
“Awful person, who trump awarded a medal to (who doesn’t deserve it just like all the other times he awarded medals to shit people), vows to spend an enormous amount of money that she didn’t earn or deserve to do awful things that will lead America to destruction.”
I’m having fun creating factual headlines for these shit people’s actions.
“Awful person, who trump awarded a medal to (who doesn’t deserve it just like all the other times he awarded medals to shit people), vows to spend an enormous amount of money that she didn’t earn or deserve to do awful things that will lead America to destruction.”
I’m having fun creating factual headlines for these shit people’s actions.
Keep up the good work :)
Edit: avoiding words like slammed already makes your headlines better than most of “professional” headlines
“Known ghoul, prepares to slam all of America in the butt”
With a tiny bit of work this could probably be turned into a Chuck Tingle title.