• SuperRecording@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    That is the silver lining to having this shitty beard – when somebody inevitably gives you crap about it, you can look confused while feeling your smooth upper lip, eyes widening, then feel the beard and yell ‘what the fuck!?’ with an alarmed look on your face and run away