🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-210 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
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Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.