GOP rule #1: oppose anything and everything that’s provided at no cost to the end-user if someone somewhere can charge too much money for the same product. and no, instatwitbooksnaptok isn’t included because the end-user IS the product

i’m…heartbroken…

brb flooding the neighborhood with a river of tears

LOL

lol i was asking a question, not making claims.

i’ll comment all i feel like, and you’ll do nothing. except apparently whine about it

i have to read scholarly crap at work. not doing it on my own time. especially for things i don’t give that much of a rat’s ass about

i didn’t read it, but what was the methodology? did they do a survey of dudes who own 50 guns and ask “do you think your penis is big enough?” and did they expect those dudes in particular to be honest?

doubt

LOL they needed a scientific study for this

he’d make a bit of money if he made a competitive multiplayer cookie clicker

you’re talking about people who go out and buy a 24 pack of bud light so they can get video of themselves shooting it with a shotgun

“i’ll be happy to inhale toxic fumes, if it means owning the libs!!”

-GOP voter

“LOL we’re gonna be so rich”

-GOP lawmakers

i always wanted to get into the RE games but my thing i hate about myself is i want the whole story from the very beginning–ie, i don’t even want to start with part 2. but the pain of playing old ps1 games on pc has just kept me away

in the car:

“what do we wanna listen to? name a band!”

“whatever’s fine”

“no seriously! just give me a name!”

“ok. goatwhore.”

“what?”

“GOAT. WHORE.”

“…”

“…”

“…i’m gonna put on some nice ambient electronic…”