Britannia rules the waves.

“Take us to your lead… felon.”

He really believes it’s real.

And also what you get voting for him.

Ordinary Zimbabweans have suffered enough.

GOTUS.

They’re eating the cows!

Don’t tell him how beef is made.

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

Finally a reason to like Covid.

Meanwhile, he’s likely an awful parent to his own kids.

Maybe he’s trying to get as many rounds of golf in as possible before his term prison time starts.

This is great until news of this leads to all of the dogs being adopted then the children have no one to read to so they get put in the shelter and the dogs have to be removed from their newfound loving homes to come back to the shelter to bark stories at the children in the cages.