Thank god this isn’t me!

Yet.

Bibi has a table that prevents vomiting? What else is that bastard hiding?!

At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

I’m sorry, Calvin.

According to the side of the Kraft box, I’m a family of 4.

Yeah, you got me there.

Nathan Lane?

Were blades the original UI for Xbox 360 or were they the update? I remember getting a beta invite to try the new UI, I can’t remember whether it was going to or away from blades. But yeah, I liked that one too.

Dibs on the band name Puerto Rico & The October Surprises.

Hurry onward, pencil, or you’ll soon be dead!

No idea. Yamaha was doing pianos long before they were doing motorcycles, so it can’t be them. I can’t think of a company that started with motorcycles and then moved into pianos.

If I had a nickel for every story I’ve read today about a clemency request in a decades-old shaken baby syndrome case, I’d have two nickels, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I prefer arches, btw.

I just realized that I want a 3 Beetle Moon t-shirt real bad.

Interesting, didn’t know that about the process, TIL. So am I reading you right that they’re effectively locked into reschedule to 3 no matter what now due to the HHS recommendation? Or do they still have the option to just not change a thing as well?

Here’s hoping!

The public comments were overwhelmingly in favor of full deschedule/legalization, but all he’s pushing for is reschedule to 3, which means they’ll probably go to 2 because fuck you that’s why. Hopefully Harris can lean into it a little harder than Biden has.

How are they picking restaurants where they’re not absolutely certain they’ll be welcomed?

I didn’t propose to my (now) wife until I already knew what the answer would be. These chucklefucks are out here not even doing the bare minimum due diligence. Just showing up and hoping for the best.

Over there.

Vertical grip may be a little more useful if he’d actually attach it to his gun. Gotta be hard on his wrist to just hover the gun up there like that.