Perhaps…

Giving him the benefit of the doubt, the pressure was huge. Like the rest of his cases, nobody wanted to be the one who threw an ex-president in jail. However, he instead decided to play chicken to see if his job would get done for him, and it was. Now he gets to wash his hands of it.

Regardless, this is a complete failure of the justice system and he needs to step down or be removed. We don’t need biased judges who are too afraid to do their job.

This was obviously the plan all along.

Bullshit…

It’s a fucking circus…

All the clowns are here.

I mean… Do we really need to do anything now that there’s a confirmed Monkeypox case in the US? Nah…

It’s pretty depressing… I’ve already looked up how to apply for asylum and what countries would take us.

Excellent, this surely won’t have any far reaching consequences.

I loved having people arguing with me and saying “At least my conscience is clear.”

How’s your conscience now??? Still feeling good about your decision?

That dials 911 on Android. That was a fun feature to discover on my new phone. I’m sitting there, trying to turn up the volume for a podcast and it’s not working. Pull my phone out of my pocket and see that it’s on a countdown before it dials out! The count is down to 3! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Cancel! Hang up! What the fuck!? Why is that a thing!?

That shit got disabled real quick.

Wait till you see what happens in chess.

The entire legal system has taken a wait and see attitude about all these cases because none of them want to be the one who puts a president in jail, and look what’s happened.

Could have set the precedent and saved us all a lot of Sorrow, but fuck it, a guilty man walks free, right into the white house.

They are all now complicit in what he does.

Throw… the… fucker… in… jail…

The rest of us would have already been in there!

I have done my duty as a citizen.

Ironically not a movie about democracy…

Well I’m sure Musk will be happy to build them one once he’s done sucking Trump’s dick and meddling in our election. Hell, he’ll probably throw in a free blowie for Xi as part of the deal!

“I have never met a person who can…”

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

Yes, please, add assault to his list of crimes! Preferably on camera, in front of plenty of witnesses, and unprovoked so he has zero chance of talking his way out of it!

I better be able to get a pu pu platter somewhere along the way…

Uh oh… Guys, I caught one…

First McDonald’s, now this…

I guess he’s trying to scout out possible jobs for after he gets out of prison.

No offense to actual food service or disposal workers. Trump would be shit at either.

To wit:

Just fucking do it, or do you agree with him that your island is a floating pile of trash?

These idiots are so terrified that if Trump takes power, their heads will be on the chopping block for standing up to him… Grow a pair already and do what’s right for the country! No more of this “Stop or I’ll say stop again” bullshit.