Nah, but thank you

I never got to play borderlands, wouldn’t mind if you threw me a key

Huh, socialism really is gay…

I thought this was a repeat, like why? I don’t get anything around earth

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

Most cleaners hope those bottle are empty or filled with water.

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Blursed

6-6-6 the number of the beast.

It’s not as bad but can be just as psychotic. I got banned from green text because I asked them to provide proof that the general Canadian public didn’t refer to doughnut holes as timbits. I posted sources for my argument, they did not.

I didn’t wanna be fat in university so I started BJJ. Then I didn’t wanna be weak in BJJ so I started lifting weights. Then I wanted to make weight so I started eating better.

Kind of a slippery slope to health 🤷‍♂️.

I used to think 2 x chromosomes. Clearly I was wrong.

I’m not pro US but I don’t trust anything made in China.

Oooh boy…

This reminds me of some racists that shot up a Sikh temple to own the Muslims.

https://theweek.com/articles/473339/sikh-temple-shooting-mistaken-antimuslim-terrorism

I was talking about how hard it was for me to cut 5 pounds for my fight. This one guy told me I should take up meth to make weight. Genuinely look at him with utter confusion.