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Alright then. 2 monkeys… 3? 4? The answer has to be a number lol.

Either it takes such an effort to get menstrual products into schools that it gets you a fun nickname, or we’re doing reassignment surgery during health class.

Pick a lane lol

Probably wasn’t labeled as pepper spray. We aren’t allowed any extra weapons on the job. But we are given Dog Spray. She sprayed him with Dog Spray. Which to be fair, is essentially pepper spray. But the label reads Dog Spray.

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn’t happen either but those are what he’s describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn’t commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

That would be amazing. I’ll be voting again. It would make my fucking decade going into work the day after we vote blue in the EC 😂

IRL Skynet realized it’d actually have a quicker and easier time taking over if it just let us do the dirty work ourselves.

Oooh oooh! I remember this X Files episode!

Couldn’t help but notice that at no point is he quoted as saying his abortion was the wrong decision and that he wouldn’t do it again…