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Tickets to amateur wrestling/any sport. My dad brought me to wwf wrestling as a kid and it was such a blast. Tickets to any live sports/teams that he’s into will blow his mind. Or people pizza and lazer tag is always fun imo and very budget friendly.

He has a very punchable face.

😮

Please boop the snoot then give pets.

Can I upvote this more than once, please lol

I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

It’s cottage cheese and a straw, right? Right??? 🥴

Oh my gourd!

Shredded beef, deal with it!

Poor Brian.

Poor Joanne, she probably now experiences night-mares from the screams.

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

At least you look fabulous 👑

This is my situation. Dated/lived together for 3 years before going to the courthouse. Reception was at a spaghetti place nothing fancy since there are a lot of kids in my family lol it was such a blast, so low key. We’ve been together for a decade now. Wouldn’t change it for the world. We’re best friends. When we got married, everything and nothing changed all at once. Best decision I’ve ever made.

Chomp

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

So you’re saying there’s a chance 👉👈

It’s the opposite for me and my husband lol

Find a excuse to get physical therapy.