how do you manage?

I’m relatively conservative, so probably a blend of bonds and market tracking index funds.

The people who want this want to be that grandpa.

You would think…but they failed to reject it three times thus nullifying their defense.

The lunar community is much cooler anyway…

I know exactly when I’ll need them, the day after I throw them out.

I guess technically he spent $44.13 billion

The stress from all of those social events is also likely having a negative impact on your immune system, further muddying things.

8 years olds, dude

“knock the hell out of people” presumably means loudly complaining and insulting people until they do what he wants.

I’m kind of okay with it. Nobody is doing more to advocate for and bring awareness to the need to expand the Supreme Court right now than this fucking guy.

Dear Donald, I hope you’re doing well. I recall our recent phone call — it was really good. All of us in Ukraine want to end this war with a just peace. And we know that without America this is impossible to achieve. That’s why we have to strive to understand each other and remain in close contact. Days ago, we requested a meeting with you, and I really want to hear your thoughts directly, and firsthand. You know I always speak with great respect about everything connected to you, and that’s how it should be. I can be in New York on Friday, which would be a good time to meet. I believe it’s important for us to have a personal contact and to understand each other 100%. Let me know if you are in the city at that time — I would really like for our meeting to take place, as part of our efforts to help us end this war in a just way

It’s the type of generic flattery that Trump completely eats up.

He’s still upset Zelenskyy didn’t falsify evidence about Hunter Biden for him.

Or how you accidentally steal someone’s cat…

It’s crazy how much more you can get done in one calm uninterrupted hour than in a whole very active afternoon.

I think you’ve read more into it than the Nazis have (as they are typically too dumb to read). Things are very black and white for these people. “Immigrants is bad. Springfield is immigrants. Springfield is bad.” That’s as far as the thinking goes. Then lazy Neo-Nazis that have nothing to do with the situation do whatever they can to “hurt” the “bad people” and a very easy way to do that is to call in bomb threats. And since they are not just stupid but also unoriginal and they already heard someone else called in a bomb threat…I guess that’s what we’re doing now…

Congratulations, you are now an “early riser.” Enjoy the hours from 4-6 am where nothing happens and nobody bothers you (unless you have kids…)

Absolutely everything about this is sad.

Same energy:

This is what Ilya saw…

This is one of those movies I will only learn about through memes.