Ok but those are two things.

Maybe it’s actually spelled menopaws because men can’t keep their paws off us.

A thousand dollars a day. I work hard to complete pain & exhaustion and people appreciate the service I provide and they request me and come back for more. And it completely wears me out body mind and soul. Now let’s factor in the cost of living. I feel my labor is worth $1,000 a day. I know that’s not too much to ask because there are plenty of miscreants out in the world who don’t work half as hard as I do but they earn a lot more.

Trying to wipe my screen to get that white pixel out of her hair, UGH

Given just two pieces of demographic info:

Devon.

Private school.

You’re probably the only person on the planet who’s questioning the ethnicity of the assailant, much less even giving it any thought or relevance whatsoever.

There ain’t no doctor that can cure my disease

I need Bad, BAD medicine

Ooooh 💖💕

How about they block all the ads forever always?

Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.

They’ve got it ALL wrong.

That is a great shot. I want someone to photoshop out the road sign and the power lines overhead.

News analysis has guessed the source of Trump’s orange face for some time—and even the experts I talked to for this piece offered theories: Was it bronzer? Tanning pills? Makeup atop an actual tan? A means to cover rosacea? How much is coming from the makeup artist, and how much is coming from Trump himself?

Kriss Blevens, a makeup artist who has made up every president since Jimmy Carter, offers some clarity.

“Because I have done Trump’s makeup several times, I can tell you that, at times, his face looked bronzer than the rest of him, and that was before makeup,” she says. “My guess was he relied on some self-tanners to try to maintain a certain look that he’d come to feel healthy in from living in Florida.” She believes Trump’s context of living in the state has trained his eye, and even seeing himself in the mirror with so much color had skewed his own objectivity.

“I wanted to neutralize the bronze look, then touch up around the eye area just so it was even in tone,” she says. She asked for Trump’s hands to apply bronzer, and when Trump asked why, she said it was because he talked with his hands and they weren’t as dark as his face.

Then, with the makeup near done, he asked for more pigment on his face.

“He will look and go, ‘Do I need more color?’ And I say, ‘No, you don’t, trust me,’” says Blevens. “I had a word with him, and I’m very diplomatic about it. Owning my power as an artist in the face of power, like a person in power like that—it takes a whole career to even be able to do that.

https://www.fastcompany.com/91181132/its-not-your-imagination-donald-trump-is-less-orange

Looks like he rubbed iodine on his face without looking in the mirror last minute before he ran out the door.

Ok but was that a mugshot after being arrested for indecent exposure?

Unidentifiable mass of play-doh riding a skateboard?

Moist

No problem then. The ants will clean it up 😄

Damn she is too picky

Maybe you should’ve waited a week or two to serve those to her again, maybe twice in one day was too much for her pickiness

Okay but the question was: did you purchase it?

Games only wealthy unemployed people can play

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