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FTFY

Says the guy who’s wife has definitely had an affair already

Verizon at least has a block by area code setting and that’s saved me a lot of headache

Was so happy they brought those back for BoBF

Itty bitty baby hands

Yeah, in prison

Not from a star wars crossover unfortunately. This is absolute Batman, a Bruce Wayne who is just a city engineer not a billionaire so he makes all his gear from what he can find

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You’re a good person ass-worm

Add it on the pile hoss, there’s a lot of shit to shovel

“She is strong and he is scared”

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An asexual watching most modern media

Slash he surrounded himself with people absolutely willing to step on one another to gain power and wealth so of course they’re going to laugh at all of his “jokes”

Fact Skillet is on that makes me sad

They’ll say no if they haven’t already, what now? Gunna go to your big boy global superpower room and cry about it? Or are we going to nut up and stop sending fucking missles to Israeli Hitler

How’s that new job buddy?

No sure shot but it does sound like it’s not the alarm that’s the problem. You’ve trained yourself to be able to ignore your alarm, that it doesn’t mean “get-out-of-bed” time to your unconscious brain. Change the alarm tone on your phone and have a few practice sessions. Set your new alarms after a short nap and as soon as those alarms go off throw off all the covers and stand up fully as soon as you can. The idea is to retrain your brain to get up all the way at the sound of that alarm.

Another thing that’s really helped me personally is installing a smart light bulb that turns itself on just before my sound alarms start going off. That way I’m not trying to force myself awake in a dark noisy room.

The GOP should be forced to stay in the Capital building unable to so much as get food as long as the government is shut down. Every fucking election cycle they do this shit having to pay no consequences whatsoever while millions go without a paycheck just so they can lie to our faces saying it’s the democrats fault.

I make the distinction because this shaming is just harsh words and accusal and those not only don’t work for them but embolden the shitty behavior, ostracizing requires action.

He said it but she didn’t hear it and wouldn’t listen anyway even if she did. Stop trying to shame the shameless and start kicking them out of society. They shouldn’t be able to leave their fucking house without being questioned about their abhorrent behavior if they want to be soulless ghouls