Haha, no you haven’t you fucking dork.

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?

“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

'Tis but a scratch!

“Like it is now…only shorter.”

“Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto.”

“It’s 9 a.m., and I don’t feel like drinking, but…”

The brain worm that’s Controlling his mind?

Huh?

What does the proximity of the kibbutzes to Israeli military bases have to do with anything? Did Hamas accidentally murder civilians in their homes while trying to go after legit targets?

“Oops, we missed the military base and accidentally cut this old guys head off with a garden hoe and machine gunned some families hiding in their homes! Honest mistake!”