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This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.
Also bellybutton shouldn’t exist on Adam and Eve.
or should it…
no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop…
It’s actually just for support, they’re pretty heavy
To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.
Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.
I don’t think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.
so NOW we’re drawing the line?
Tell St. Augustine that.
I will
This implies that the garden of Eden was in the US as they’re the only ones that know what pumpkin spice even is.
Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it’s internationally much more ubiquitous
I don’t think many places share this seasonal pumpkin obsession.
The “apple” was a persimmon?
“apple” used to just mean “fruit”
Actually, the Bible just says it’s the fruit of a tree.
It could have been an orange, pomegranate, or banana.
A nut, bit right through the shell
I bet it was a banana, bitches love warm bananas.
Weed, they got baked and leaned the knowledge of good and evil.
Hence the quotes
Or a log of wood
The devil was not there in Eden. The Bible simply says a serpent.
The bible says lots of stuff, like this weird erotica about two slutty concubine sisters and how much they loved cock (which was too much):
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm
Truly, Divine Inspiration was given that day to that author. Praise be to Him for sharing His weird Smut with us little people.
Excellent contribution
