• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    The bible says lots of stuff, like this weird erotica about two slutty concubine sisters and how much they loved cock (which was too much):

    “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

    https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm

    Truly, Divine Inspiration was given that day to that author. Praise be to Him for sharing His weird Smut with us little people.