Yes, Jizz.
Well… Star Wars does have a character named Sleazebaggano… So…
https://dukejizzerstein.bandcamp.com/album/the-jizztastic-sounds-of-duke-jizzerstein
This is actually an interesting rabbit hole. I wonder if it’s a meme or if Duke Jizzerstein is actually real. They really went hard into this whole jizz thing. There is literally a track on the album “Let’s Jizz With the Duke!” called “Gonna Jizz Tonite”
Edit: it has to be fake. There is literally a track called “Spermulation”. Also the website is a giveway that it’s likely ai generated https://mrpii.online/
One preaches hope for a better future.
One preaches a never ending cycle of ambition, corruption, and cruelty.
Who would have ever thought time would prove Star Wars more thematically realistic 😂
Star Wars was based on the past but set in the future. They borrowed “stormtroopers” from Hitler. The space battles are just like WWII dogfights. Star Wars was never looking forward it was looking backwards.
I’m something of a jizz-wailer myself…
-Riker, probably
Especially this one:
Either you’re into Star Trek and understand the self-burn vibes here or it’s just a random not-overly-nerdy shirt.
I just applied for my UK passport and the photo I gave to them was me in a red T-shirt with the TOS delta on it. I’m guessing the delta will be cropped out, but here’s hoping.
StarTrek all the way, actual REAL peaceful space communists or religious Knights with magic powers? That’s not a hard choice
Why does it feel like this comment section is assuming someones values based on their enjoyment of works of fiction haha
I like both for different reasons. And I don’t think that really says much about my values at all
It’s entertainment, people!
Total stranger in a Stargate T shirt. They probably have way more firepower, and enough C4 to solve all my problems.
Are you sure Riker doesn’t perform jizz?
Riker got that taken care of before even joining the academy.
Stranger in a Farscape shirt: knows how to party… possible cast or crew member.
did they even bother making farscape shirts when any bdsm attire would work?
Bdsm under a Hawaiian shirt
Might be a Muppet.
When people conjure mental male representation of Star Wars, they think of fat neckbeard Lucas and the lizard. When they think of Star Trek, they imagine sly silver fox Picard and Datas most probable mechanical prowess.
This tracks.
Jizz was first mentioned in canon in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017.
Oh, then they absolutely knew.
Probably because of the virtues that each fan seem to seek with their choice…
Someone in an Æon Flux shirt.
I wouldn’t even talk to them, they’ll probably answer in non-sequiturs and then run away giggling and twirling.
Depends. Are they wearing an Empire shirt or a Rebellion shirt?
The Mandalorian showed that didn’t matter.
