• wetsoggybread@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I can promise you, if a guy saw a sexy nude women in a window one time, every time he walks down that street he will look at the window, just in case

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    3 months ago

    I kept going back to the place where I met my ex girlfriend, in the hopes I’d keep meeting cool girls there…god that sounds way more sad than I wanted it to.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    This is true.

    I dropped a Bratwurst when I was stacking them on the plate to bring inside off the grill.

    Wasn’t going to wash it off, it was covered in dirt. It was the dog’s lucky day when I called her to come collect it.

    Now, every single time she gets let out she has to check the brat-drop-spot and make sure another hasn’t materialized in her absence.

  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    An opossum got into our garage a few months ago and our dogs found it. They had the poor thing cornered and hissing. I got them out of the garage and after making sure they didn’t get bit, I evicted the possum.

    The dogs do everything they can to get into that garage and make a beeline for that corner every time.