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That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.
What’s that Bill Burr bit? The one about the bitch noises on the plane?
