In 2364 they have invented new ways of sitting that are far more advanced than any which exist today.
The interesting outtake from SCP-3135:
Despite the visual accuracy of the characters and locations to the original Next Generation show, several notable deviations are present, including:
- Each episode begins and ends with a title card reading ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Journey Continues! Exclusive to Westhead Media Programming!’
- The majority of the opening credits are absent, instead only listing Harrison Granger as the director of every episode. (This information is outdated. See Addendum 3135-1 for more information.)
- All episodes now take place completely aboard the USS Enterprise. No plot justification for this is given.
- There is a drastic increase in nudity, graphic violence, and profanity. The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word ‘fuck’ a minimum of ten times per episode.
- The character Jean Luc Picard’s name is now John Luke Picard.
- Although the character Wesley Crusher is frequently referenced as being aboard the Enterprise by other characters, he never appears in person.
- Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.
- Plot elements centered around people being trapped inside walls or otherwise restrained by them are frequent.
- The majority of episodes are now based around the character William Riker and his various sexual encounters.
- Neelix, a supporting character from Star Trek: Voyager, is now present in the background of every episode. Neelix has no dialogue and is not acknowledged by any other characters.
The majority of said profanity can be attributed to the character of Data, who uses the word ‘fuck’ a minimum of ten times per episode.
Not to mention…
Popular fan-theories regarding the Star Trek universe are frequently confirmed, often in situations which have little to do with the theory in question.
I know what they’re talking about here too! They predicted the final season of Discovery!
Instructions unclear; shagged an alien on Risa
Instructions unclear. Penis caught in manüvør.